i shot a bowl of cereal because i like shoelaces

Pick The Month You Were Born In

1 (Jan) - I stabbed

2 (Feb) - i robbed

3 (Mar) - I banged

4 (April)- I shot

5 (May) - i ran naked with

6 (June) - I killed

7 (July) -I ran shirtless with

8 (Aug) - I slapped

9 (Sept)- I jumped

10 (Oct)- I smoked with

11 (Nov) - I kissed

12 (Dec) - I hugged

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 - a rock star

02 - a bag of weed

03 - a toothbrush

04 - a homeless guy

05 - the Trojan man

06 - a Mexican

07 - a Lesbian

08 - a whore

09 - a bowl of cereal

10 - a gangsta

11 - my boyfriend

12 - a hottie

13 - a cocaine addict

14 - Chris Brown

15 - an Easter egg

16 - a snowman

17 - my ex-girlfriend

18 - a sexy B0Y

19 - a condom

20 - Paris Hilton

21 - My Boyfriend

23 - cookie monster

22 - Barney the dinosaur!

24 - yo momma

25 - a pimp

26 - a spatula

27 - my boo

28 - a hot guy

29 - my hoe

30 - my crush

31 - a teletubby

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im sexy like that

Black - because i love weed

Pink - because i still love cheese

Turquoise - Because I Love cocaine

Polka Dots - because I am a tranny

Graphic - because I'm gay

Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs

none - because im good in bed

Green - because i like shoelaces

Red - because I am crazy like that

Blue - because that bum stole my taco

Navy- because im the bomb like tik tik

Orange - because i am a Mexican

Tye dye - because I'm a fucking scuba diver**

Purple- because the gummy bears raped me

Striped - Because I am an Italian

Yellow - Because Your moms a skank

other - because I'm retarded